used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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