i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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