Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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