this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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