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• (925): View more from California

  I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.

  (713): View more from Texas

  Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  He looks like he'd be great Lego character.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Where the royal fuck are you??

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  The depths of vodka hell.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon 

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• (530): View more from California

  Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?

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