Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(+27): View more from South Africa

This girl is more easily done than said...

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(925): View more from California

Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.

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(303): View more from Colorado

just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals

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(702): View more from Nevada

If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job

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(973): View more from New Jersey

So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.

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(913): View more from Kansas

come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.

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(207): View more from Maine

I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.

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