I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
These Are The 21 Strangest Sexual Fantasy Confessions
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You Will Never Meet Anyone More Annoying Than These 23 People
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito