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(631): View more from New York

You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...

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(336): View more from North Carolina

i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance

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(773): View more from Illinois

I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.

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(907): View more from Alaska

He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since

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(574): View more from Indiana

It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude

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(972): View more from Texas

Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT

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(773): View more from Illinois

How does a face ride mean we're back together?

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(310): View more from California

He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.

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