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• (989): View more from Michigan

  there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them

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• (323): View more from California

  If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...

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• (682): View more from Texas

  If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.

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