Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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