$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
God I need to hump something, right now.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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