We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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