Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
sex in a hospital.. check
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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