It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
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Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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