So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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