I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Bang-toberfest begins!!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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