shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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