wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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