Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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