so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
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Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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