I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
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