hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
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We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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