How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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