Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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