the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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