He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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