She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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