"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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