I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I'm passing your future prison.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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