I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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