i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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