After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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