you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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