what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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