belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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