pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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