uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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