I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
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I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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