I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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