it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
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random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.