Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd

(443): View more from Maryland

wasted?

(410): View more from Maryland

im pocohantasssss

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(305): View more from Florida

If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?

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(250): View more from British Columbia

Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?

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(404): View more from Georgia

I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.

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(707): View more from California

I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.

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is that even a sentence?

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�

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(919): View more from North Carolina

There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.

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