Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I want you more than these girls want KFC
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.