If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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