Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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