You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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