So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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