I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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