It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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