I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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