I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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