His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
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There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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