i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
