distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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