We're facebook friends in real life
are you so shy because you have an std?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
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Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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