I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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