Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
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he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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