I want to walk on stilts...naked
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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