I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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