Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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