Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
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My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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