So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
